Me: Hey, so our volunteer time for Maizeys soccer is tomorrow morning at 11:20.
Brian: What??? What volunteer stuff??
Me: Oh relax. We have to pick up the nets. It's like five minutes worth of work.
Brian: Well I never signed up to do any volunteer work.
Me: Yes, you are right, you didn't sign up. I did. It's either the five minutes of volunteer time, or we pay $50.
Brian: WHAT??? Jesus. Thats like kidnapping.
Me: ..... ummmm..... do you mean 'highway robbery'?!?!
Brian: ....(silence)......uhhh.... same thing.
Me: (laughing hysterically).
Obviously Brian has a questionable moral compass. Hide the cutlery.
ReplyDeleteThat was certainly a good chuckle!!!! Needed it even if it was at Brian's expense. To make up for laughing I will come bearing liquid refreshment for him on my next visit.
ReplyDeleteI know that your Grannie and I always enjoyed our volunteer time that we did when Peggy or Pat could not get there because they were with one boy or the other at a hockey game somewhere or at a figure skating event with you. It was certainly a lot of hours of volunteer time with so many kids in a program but it saved a ton of money.
That Tim is way too clever.