She Said. Also, Not That Awesome.

Maizey: Mom, what do you call a kid cow?

Me: That would be a calf.

Maizey: No, thats a baby cow, I mean like a kid age?

Me: (uhhh, ok???) Um, I suppose that could be a heifer.

Maizey: Ok. And what about a dad cow?

Me: That would be a bull.

Maizey: Ok. So you would just be a cow cow then, right?

Me: Ummm, me? No, I am not a cow. I am a human, remember?

Maizey: No, not anymore. We are a family of cows now. Buddy is a calf cow, I am a heifer cow, dad is a bull cow and you are a cow cow.

Me: (head spins in a circle). I don't want you to call me a cow in public, ok?!!